Here's the first of the prompts:
Dear Writer's Block,
It's not you, it's me...
... I'm just finding that I am feeling unfulfilled when you're around. It's like there's something... missing. Something I long for, a yearning I have that is always present when you're here.
When you're not present, that empty feeling is lifted. I'm much happier, upbeat... less tetchy and whingey. I don't like myself that way. It irritates me that I'm irritated and it makes me irritable. Are you seeing the pattern here?
In light of this, I've decided you simply must go. I'm sorry to do this to you. I know we've spent a lot of time together but I've changed and made some difficult decisions that I know are for the best for both of us.
I think, if I can be brutally honest here, that you're better off alone. You're quite selfish and needy... and demanding! Boy, are you demanding!
If you do find someone, though, I wish you both the very best and hey! Perhaps that new person won't mind your "issues" so much.
Because I really do.
And for my own emotional well-being I need to leave you behind and get on with my life, get on with the process of "finding myself" and all that that entails.
I hope this doesn't leave you too bereft, but I'm sure if you're honest with yourself... you kind of had to have seen this coming. No?
Take care, and try to keep in mind what I said about considering being alone.
Please don't call me